Me talking about my future wife’s titties

velocirapity64:

velocirapity64:

Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in

youre not allowed to come in its for hamsters

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

The guy im the video is actually white (Albanian), so don’t feel bad.

Abolish legacy admissions for the rich

This really ain’t my month or even my year.

nitrosplicer:

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

zzoupz:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

notoriouslye:

my most toxic trait: i go through shit alone

depsidase:

headspace-hotel:

depsidase:

Me visiting the god damn monkey attack beach: “There better not be any god damn monkey attacks here”

afloweroutofstone:

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

I hate capitalism so much. All these companies buying up the competition and consolidating just to literally delete what they acquired. It’s not good for anyone

happyheidi:

Bubbles 🫧

via raccoonvillage

blckvvolfe-deactivated20200915:

if you slide in the DMs claiming you “want to get to know” someone but really you’re just hoping you’ll get nudes/sexting out of them, then you’re trash and a lil predatory but that’s just my opinion 🙃

That’s not even an opinion that’s a fact

probuccalfat:

i blog for girls who were deeply lonely in elementary school and stayed that way

tundrakatiebean:

krudman:

rimpyspinkeye: