Me talking about my future wife’s titties

daily–cats:

ballofstress9:

One last rule before going to bed

I don’t know why I’m reblogging this just trying to disassociate with life

theprofessional-amateur:

Anyway, fuck the CEOs and other execs. Support the strikers.

animentality:

ethugs:

Really ain’t my week I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s really not 🙃

aryoukha:

Anonymously tell me what you’re thinking of

headgehug:

I mean I guess you could say I’m pretty popular. my tumblr mutuals interact with like two of my posts a day.

sarahseeandersen:

blaruu:

blaruu:

I got somethins to say

brownsugabae:

Can y’all answer me one thing. Why is it that the people that try so hard always have the most difficult fucking times? It’s like the fake and manipulative get everything at their feet.

What about the people that really get that shit out the mud? No complaining or nothing, just tryna look out for myself as well as others. WE GET NOWHERE.

Life in a Capitalistic society doesn’t benefit the hard workers, the people play fair. It rewards people who cheat and game the system. It’s all based on your ability to Manipulate people. This trickles down to societal values as well.

That’s why we don’t like nice guys and don’t care about straight laced ppl.

heresthelifeivealwayslongedfor:

Any one else in here a man of constant sorrow

🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️

angelicguy:

that popcorn you love so much? yeah, its going digital.

that butter you love to pour on it? in the cloud.

the kernels that pop so well? downloaded, on a disk.

the salt you shake on top, to give it that savory bite? youre gonna need to back it up.

that lovely crunching sound? its an mp3 now.

the wonderful smell of a fresh popped bowl? gonna have to log in first.

your virtual nightmare awaits….

Your dad you love so much? Gone. He was backed up to the cloud as an ai generated personality.

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